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Today I lived a dream. A dream of sun, wind, sand and speed. Today I drove a motorcycle though the Thar desert.
When Marc and I pick up our bikes in the morning I’m really worried that I’m either going to knock it over (most likely while still on it) or run into something or cause an accident or something like that and that his response will promptly be, “Okay, nope. Sorry, you’re obviously too girly to be handling this thing. You better stay here.” So I may have fictionalized some of the experience I have driving these things. Actually, I may have fictionalized ALL of the experience I have on motorcycles. But I
think I can do it; hopefully that counts for something.
They aren’t particularly powerful, so they aren’t particularly loud, and somehow that’s reassuring. Once it’s up off the kickstand it’s surprisingly light and I feel quite comfortable sitting on it and keeping it upright. Clutching and switching between gears will be my big challenge, mainly because I have to learn on the fly. Marc gives me a crash course and before I’m totally ready we’re rolling down the hill towards the petrol station. It’s 8am and no one is around, which means I’m not terribly embarrassed when I stall out a couple times. I am definitely EXTREMELY embarrassed when, after they fill up my tank, I clutch instead of brake at one point and run into an older guy on a motorcycle waiting to get his own tank filled.
Oh dear god. Within ten minutes of leaving the bike shop I’ve hit someone. The poor guy pitches left and hits the pavement, taking a station attendant with him. His bike doesn’t totally fall over, but that’s only because it partially lands on the two men. Oh my gooood. This is NOT how I was hoping to start things. I can hear Marc laughing over my shoulder and am really glad my helmet covers my cheeks because they’re cherry red. Everyone is fine, but now I’m twice as nervous and half as confident about driving my motorcycle. As I wheel my bike away from any other potential victims and towards the road, Marc says oh-so-encouragingly, “I can’t believe you hit the guy!” He’s lucky he’s cute or he’d be in serious trouble with me.
But I get my bike started again and we get onto the large, thankfully well-paved, road that leads out of town. I actually pick up the controls of the bike really quickly: my accelerator is extremely touchy and has a bad habit of making the tires squeal; to shift you clutch and tap your left toes down; to downshift clutch and tap your heel down; neutral tends to stick so I typically just hold the clutch in if I can; the hand break is incredibly weak, so I need to use the foot break as much as possible. After an hour I’m basically an expert, accelerating and shifting like I want to race and downshifting to weave my way around traffic and camels.
Whatever I said about how cool the scooter was in Udaipur, multiply it by about 50 and you’ll have an idea of how much fun this was. Our top speed was about 80km/hr, but I just couldn’t get enough speed! Throughout the day we passed hundreds of people and about half of them waved and laughed at us as we roared past. The women and kids seemed especially impressed that there was a woman driving her own bike! The desert spread out for miles all around us and for most of the day we had the road to ourselves.
Now, with that being said, up until about 10am it was also incredibly COLD. I lost feeling in my fingers and ankles after about 5km and may or may not have been blinking back tears and snot as the freezing wind whipped at my face. Did I mention that my helmet blew off almost immediately and spent the day tied to my backpack? Safety first.
After only half an hour of riding, we came up to some Hindu and Muslim cenotaphs, much like the ones I saw in Udaipur. They were separated into two groups based on religion, and Marc and I agreed we thought the Muslim ones had a bit more flare to them so that would have been our choice of where to be cremated. Instead of white marble, though, these were made of a gorgeous honey-colored sandstone that looked red in the light of the rising sun. One thing I love about Jaisalmer, in complete contrast to the other cities I’ve been to, is that is isn’t overly colorful. Everything matches the hues of the desert with the exception of some decorative accents of paint or colored glass. I hate to use such a cliché word as ‘organic’ to describe their building style, but nothing better comes to mind; it looks like they've been here as long as the desert has.
The cenotaphs were surrounded by a windfarm, and dozens of large turbines were spinning their blades silently and slowly. Marc found them pretty distracting, but I appreciated that the people here were branching out into new industries. The largest source of revenue here is tourism, and with the world-wide economy in recession there aren’t as many foreigners spending money on camel safaris and jeep rides as there used to be. In fact, hotels are ruthless in finding customers for themselves: they board the train several stations ahead and walk along looking for tourists to pitch to and at the station there’s a line of nearly 30 men with signs advertising different accommodations. It’s a free for all when they see someone walking out with light skin and a backpack.
Marc’s got the map and he leads the way another 10km or so to a small Hindu temple alongside the road. It’s deserted, which we figure gives us tacit permission to go in and take a look about. It’s fairly large for how few people live nearby. White washed walls and marble floors keep the whole place very cool, despite being open to the rising sun. The deities on the altars are wrapped in colored foils and designs are painted on the walls in bright colors. A 6” brass gong hangs from one of the doorways and colored flags wave limply in the light breeze. Even though we have no idea what any of these items are for or what the writing means, it’s nice to walk around on our own to just look and observe.
Soon, we’re on our way to another temple, this one Jain, but it turns out the road takes us through a small village. At first, we plan to just cruise through it and keep our eyes peeled for a restaurant, but once we realize there isn’t anything here we pull over and ask someone for advice. As Marc deals with directions, I deal with the kids. Six little girls, ranging in age from 7 to 14 I’d say, start introducing themselves and shaking my hand. The oldest oscillates between asking me questions and requesting things. “What’s your good name? You have rupees? Which your country? You give us school pen? Why is your hair gone (at this point she runs her fingers through my short mop then flips a long braid over her shoulder)? Do you have chocolate? Is this your husband? Photo?” I try to answer them as best I can while swatting curious hands away from the motorcycle. Marc must think this is a riot because when I look over he’s taking photos of it all.
Eventually, we’re waved off with big smiles as we cruise down the road. We pass the edge of the village and leave behind the small houses made of mud, sticks, canvas, grass and baked cow shit roof tiles. At one point we accidentally startle a camel that hobbles away in the most ridiculously pathetic manner because 3 of his legs are tied together with short ropes to prevent it from running away. Remember the scene from the Empire Strikes back where Luke wraps a cable around the big 4-legged imperial fighter and makes it fall? I know now where George Lucas got the idea for that from. We pass a few other animals as we drive, but these are a little bit...juicier. We whiz by a few carcasses, in various stages of decomp, and I immediately signal to Marc that I want to turn around and check them out. The first has pretty much decayed to being a skeleton, but the second is still being picked at by animals and swarmed by insects. The smell is horrendous and I can feel bile rising in my throat. CSI, no matter how gorey they've gotten over the years, still isn't reality. I last all of thirty seconds before I'm ready to hit the road again.
The next temple is larger and grander, so obviously we’re charged to go in it. It probably wouldn’t have been worth it except for the fact that we arrived at about the same time as a bus full of Jain Indians traveling from temple to temple to worship. It was fun to listen to them sing their prayers and ring a bell as they asked for a blessing. One particularly chubby little baby had a great time ringing the two large bells a few times each and beamed a gigantic, toothless smile every time he heard one. The adults also set out food offerings and paid the priest and priestess to approach the statue of the deity and present their requests to it. The inside was as intricately carved and sculpted as the outside and the statues were either jet black or bright white polished stone. They stood out strongly against the bland sandstone everything else was made of.
By this point we’re starving and ready to go back to Jaisalmer if that’s what it’s going to take to get some food. They’re selling cookies at the temple, though, and as we munch on our gluco-biscuits, Marc and I put with up the curious questions of the tour group. There must have been some debate in Hindi because one woman finally turns to point to us and says to the group and then me, “She’s obviously not his sister. Tell me, he is your husband?” Here we go again. After setting the record straight for them we decide to give in and start towards Jaisalmer for proper food. There’s another large Jain temple on the way, though, so we pull over and debate whether we’ll go in. We’re about to keep going when at the exact same time we see a sign that says “Restaurant”. Five minutes later we’re sitting at a small card table with our new friend Govinder.
When Marc got off his bike, Govinder gave him a big bear hug and demanded a photo with his Australian brother. I, of course, was only too happy to oblige them. Govinder said he didn’t really have any food for sale beyond chips and cookies, but he was about to take his own breakfast and we could have some of his chipati, veg and dhal. Considering it’s free food and going to save us almost an hour, we’re happy to overlook the somewhat questionable provenance of the food and join him in breaking bread. As we eat, the conversation gets a little difficult at points with some awkward silences. He starts with me:
G: “This your husband? Boyfriend?”
Me: “No, just a friend.”
G: “Are you married?”
Me: “No.”
**Pause
G: “Do you have babies?”
Me: “No.
**Pause
G: “How old are you?”
Me: “26”
**Pause
He sits back and doesn’t talk for a while; you can tell he’s chewing this one over, trying to figure out why I’m still unmarried and unbabied at my age. The girls in the villages around here would have a family by my age. Thankfully, he turns on Marc next, asking if he’s married and how old he is. I don’t think our relationship status meets his approval, but he seems willing to overlook it. Fortunately, there’s a game set-up and when I try to distract him and ask how to play we’re quickly invited into a friendly wager for a bottle of beer.
The second game is when things get a little bit interesting and a little bit awkward. Govinder starts by sinking piece after piece and Marc asks him if he knows what you get if you win all the discs when you play in Australia. “The loser pulls his pants down and has to run around the table.” Govinder loves it and plays with renewed fervor. Even Kamal wants to see Marc lose and starts intentionally flubbing shots. He seems to not understand that he would have to take the punishment, too. When Marc’s team takes one, Govinder immediately wants to start over for another chance to “open Marc’s pants and make him run in the naked.” Then he turns on me: “Lauren, don’t you also want to see Marc in the naked with his open pants?” Oh dear god. We’re invited to play one more game, but I don’t think either of us is ready to hear what’s at stake this time.
This is definitely the point where I need to leave. I’m extremely uncomfortable and just want to keep riding. Finally, we’re ready to make the long trip to Sam village and the famous sand dunes there. We’ve got about 40km to go, so we can really open it up and build up some speed. At one point, though, Marc points to a sign as he goes past it: “If you are married then divorce speed.” I guess that means we’re free to rev it up. About 5km from Sam, the dunes just come out of nowhere: large, golden rolling hills of sand, piles of which have been blown onto the road and cover half the pavement. Now this is how I pictured the desert when I thought about coming out here.
The camel-wallahs have set up shop alongside the dunes and their sales pitch is, well, unique. When they see us coming they run out into the middle of the road, blocking our lane, and start waving their hands at us to stop. Unfortunately, Marc and I aren’t expecting this and when we have to brake so suddenly my bike loses traction and my back tire spins out to the right side. Okay, my heart is now beating a thousand times a minute and I am just waiting for the crash. I’m sliding nearly sideways, but by no small miracle I get my left foot on the ground and somehow straighten the bike out again without hitting Marc or the asshole camel drivers that caused the scene in the first place. It takes everything I’ve got to not punch one of these guys out as they start on their shpeal and pester us time and time again to ride their camels. We shoot them down. “Maybe later, then, my friends.” You better hope not, because the next time I see you on the road I’m running your ass over.
Several other camel drivers and vendors try a similar tactic as we continue down the road and even some kids get in on the action. However, now when we see them we just start honking our horns and trying to wave them off the road before we ride between or around them. There’s no way we’re stopping for anything anymore. It’s understandable that if they didn’t trick people into stopping like this they wouldn’t have any business because people would just keep passing through. It’s still dangerous, though, and makes me glad we didn’t have any business to give them.
Ten minutes later, the rolling hills have morphed into flat scrubland. Even though we’ve just arrived in Sam, the dunes seem to have disappeared as quickly as they arose. Just a few kilometers from where they began, the land is flat again. We pull a u-turn in the village and head back to the dunes, parking our bikes at one of the large resorts lining the road across the street. These are large collections of tents and bungalows that are designed to give guests a taste of life in a spice route caravan hundreds of years ago. Marc and I poke our heads into one of the bungalows and find just another place to come for a romantic Indian getaway should we ever return with a partner. And for Rs2300 a night, I would need another person to come with just to be able to afford the ridiculous bill! Apparently, I would also need another person to give me medical care, because at one point I brush my leg up against the exhaust pipe of my bike and immediately feel the skin on my shin scorch. THIS HURTS. I pour some bottled water on it, but in a few seconds it's already turning bright red in a 1" by 2" rectangle. Ow ow ow ow. There's nothing to do about it now, though; I'll just have to man up and see what it does tomorrow.
But our focus is across the street, the Sam dunes. Much to the shock of the locals, Marc changes into shorts right then and there beside both me and the bikes. It’s kind of funny how they keep looking at me like they’re waiting for me to start blushing or chastise him or something. It’s okay, boys, it’s just not that big of a deal where we’re from. The sand is really warm and soft under our feet and I keep sinking in past my ankles. It just feels AWESOME, although I keep expecting to see the ocean or something over the next dune. Marc’s a beach person, too, and he’s looking forward to surfing when he heads south. It’s pretty stereotypical but nonetheless cool to see camels walking along the tops of the dunes in the distance and pretend that they stretch on forever.
When we’re back on the road, Marc and I take turns playing photographer with my camera as the other person rides by. It’s a little embarrassing to admit, but come on, you know we’ve got to get some good action shots of us on the motorcycles and really the only way to do it is to be totally cheesy and just pose for them. They turn out pretty well, though, and soon enough we’re back on the road to return to Jaisalmer. I don’t think riding around on a motorcycle would ever get old and there’s not a doubt in my mind that I’m going to get one of my own at some point. I have never been so jealous of Uncle Rich and Uncle Pat in my life. Marc’s got grand plans of riding through the Middle East on one, and I won’t deny that he’s got my own brain coming up with similar plans for my own future vacations.
Oh, crap, now we’re coming into town. Okay, I’m going to have to keep up with Marc, navigate Indian traffic through narrow, twisting roads and keep from stalling out my bike all at the same time. I’m just a little nervous. The roads don’t seem terribly busy, though, and somehow I’m able to keep the clutch and brake straight so I’m always in the right gear. There are big gutters that cut through the roads with thin blocks over them that make little bridges for motorcycles, and through incredible effort I manage to hit them all and stay out of the ditches. When we stop for lunch, every one of my muscles unclenches and my entire body relaxes. After eating, though, there’s a new reason making me tense: I still need to print my train ticket, get my stuff and rush to the station. I’ve got 45 minutes; make that 30 minutes after I go to the internet café and wait for a painfully slow internet connection to announce that I ended up first on the waitlist. I have no ticket. Oh dear god.
I rush to check my bike back in at the rental shop then say farewell to Marc. I’m sorry to have to say such a quick goodbye; we’ve been traveling together about a week total and he’s been an awesome travel companion. There’s a chance we might meet up in Delhi, but who knows, maybe I’ll make my way to Australia sometime. A quick kiss on the cheek and I’m running down the hill to grab my bag and a ride with Marco to the station. My only disappointment in Jaisalmer is that I didn’t have time to stop back at the haveli and buy the lotus-shaped incense holder I saw. But if that’s my biggest complaint, that ain’t bad.
I try asking about my ticket, but after being told to talk to 3 different people, the station manager just says to get on the train. Saying goodbye to Marco is rushed now, too, unfortunately, but the train won’t wait for me to say a proper farewell. I really hope that someday I get to see him in London and use him as a tour guide or something like that. Or maybe just use him for his Italian villa; I’m fine either way. :)
On the train I end up just grabbing a seat where I can find one in the 3 tier sleeper carriage and happen to join a large family that has several berths reserved. When the conductor comes by about an hour later, I try to explain to him what the ticket taker and station manager told me, but he won’t let me finish and there’s obviously a problem. He says he’ll return and we’ll talk about what to do because I’m not supposed to be here. Oh man, I don’t want to get kicked off the train in the middle of nowhere. I could make it to my flight on time, but I need to stay on this train to see the Taj!
As I wait for him to return I try to explain to the family I’m sitting with what happened and they immediately want to help me sort everything out. One of them, Rashan, takes out his laptop and wireless card and calls up my ticket information. He says the wait list isn’t a problem, I just need to give the conductor the PNR number and since I’m waitlist one he’s confident I’ll be given a berth. In fact, he’s willing to give me one of theirs, since they have a couple of children that can sleep together. And when the conductor returns I don’t have to say a word because all six of them start talking to him in Hindi and explaining to him what happened. The next thing I know the conductor just nods at me and walks away. I can stay!
Of all the wonderful Indian people I have met, and there have been many wonderful people, the best of them all have been on the trains. They really do want to help foreigners, dare I say even take care of them, and I have been saved countless times by the generosity of complete strangers. I don’t even know how to thank this family or what I can say to express my regret at having dragged them into this mess. The best I can do is say thank you over and over again and try to take up as little space as possible. That shouldn’t be a problem, though, because I’m exhausted and can barely keep my eyes open. It takes all of five minutes to fall fast asleep on my last overnight train in India.
But we do get through and arrive at our second stop, Itimad-ud-daulah, a.k.a. the Baby Taj, around 4:25. Kara is slightly worried she’s not going to make it to the big Taj before they stop selling tickets at 5, so she just takes a few quick pics and gets back in the car. I tell her to just leave me at Baby Taj so I can look at it longer and come back to pick me up in a little over an hour. My plan is to see Big Taj at sunrise, anyway, so I’m content to stay on the opposite side of the Yamuna River for a little while. Baby Taj is definitely miniature compared to the real thing, but the inlay work and painting is no less impressive and it turns out it’s the first Mughal structure built entirely out of marble AND it was built by a woman! Not bad for the early 1600s.
